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NOW IF THAT ISN’T THE BIGGEST PIECE OF A T-BONE STEAK A FATHER ON DAD’S DAY WOULD SURELY PLACE ON HIS BBQ. THAT BAD BOY WOULD TAKE A FAMILY OF EIGHT TO MAYBE EAT THE MOST OF IT.
AND WHAT PIECE OF STEAK WOULDN’T LOVE A FEW LARGE SHRIMP. MY GRILL IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS THE STEAK IS SITTING ON AND SUMMER UPON US WE NEED TO TAKE THE COOKING AND HEAT OF THE KITCHEN OUTSIDE TO THE BBQ.
MAYBE A FEW ST. LOUIS’ BABY BACK RIBS . OR SOME PRIME TIME BURGER SIRLOIN GROUND BEEF CHEESEBURGERS, WHATEVER IT IS ITS THAT TIME HERE IN THE OZARKS TO KEEP THE FIRES BURNING AND FOOD COMIN. GOT ME A FEW ROASTING EARS OF CORN BUT THEM PEACHES JUST AIN’T READY HERE IN MISSOURI QUITE YET, SO I GOT ME SOME PEACH PRESERVES TO SMEAR ON MY TOAST WITH OR WITHOUT CREAM CHEESE. MM MMM.
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO YOU FATHER’S OUT THERE MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY MAYBE EVEN A BBQ, STILL WORKING ON THE PEACE PLAN I HAVE IN MIND FER OUR UNIVERSE, SOMETIMES IT JUST OVERWHELMS ME.
THE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, PEACE IS A PROVERBIAL NIGHTMARE. WE LOVE TO FIGHT, DON’T BACK DOWN STAND YOUR GROUND. WHAT KIND OF PEACE WOULD THAT RESULT IN ? NOT A VERY SECURE ONE FOR SURE,
WE ARE A SOCIETY OF THINKERS AND DO’ERS WHAT IS THE HARD PART TO UNDERSTAND WE MUST LIVE TOGETHER IN HARMONY FOR US ALL TO SURVIVE. LIKE THE CARS GONNA DRIVE THEMSELVES SOON CAUSE WE KEEP KILLING WITH OUR CARS. TEXT SOMEONE TO YOUR DEATH, NOT ME I USE THE PHONE. ONLY TEXT WHEN NECESSARY, SURELY NOT BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR.
SO THE PROCESSES OF FORMING A PEACEFUL SOCIETY WORLD WIDE COME TOGETHER AND THE SOONER THE BETTER. PUT DOWN OUR GUNS OF WAR NOW, AND PUT UP THE GUNS OF REPAIRING THIS WORLD TO A LIVEABLE LIFE FOR THE CLOSE TO 7 BILLION PIE HOLES. THAT’S A LOT OF T-BONES AND FRESH WATER, PEAS N CARROTS MAYBE SPINACH AND LOTS OF CHARMIN TOILET PAPER. IF IT SEEMS OVERWHELMING, IT IS. PEACE IS THE WORD, AND LOVE COMES TOGETHER THE RICH MAN MEETS THE POOR MAN IN THE STREET, TOGETHER WE MUST WORK IT OUT.
THE MUSTARD SEED IS SO PLANTED AND EVERY COUNTRY IN GOD’S WORLD IS LOOKING FOR A SAVING GRACE, FRESH AIR TO BREATHE. HAVE A WONDERFUL SUMMER DO IT PEACEFULLY. AMEN.
IN HIS TRUSTED WORD,
General B. T. Hope 17′
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The Eggs are first!
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Since April of 2016 I’ve taught myself the art of raising chickens.Several weeks ago the first-ever eggs were layed .Winter is here and Cockadoodle doo .
May God bless you as you enjoy my short clip olof my flock egg layers.
Seems video clips aren’t there.if I can figure it out live follow ya.
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TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL TODAY
TODAY AS I WENT TO DO SOME SHOPPING AND LOOK THROUGH A THRIFT STORE I COMPLETED MY TASKS AND SAT IN THE SHADE OF THE FRONT DOORS. A LADY , SEEMED DISTRESSED WALKING TOWARD THE THRIFT STORE . I HAPHAZRDLY SAID IS EVERYTHING OK MAM? EVIDENTLY, SHE COMES TO THE STORE OCCASIONALLY, TO SHOP. WE STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION. OF COURSE I MENTIONED THE MISSION AND ALL THE TRIMMINGS ONE COULD MUSTER IN FIVE MINUTES ABOUT MY ‘CHURCH WITHOUT WALLS’
I NEEDED TO SPEAK A LITTLE TO ALLOW THE SPIRIT AND JESUS TO ASSIST ME, LEAD ME THRU WITNESSING TO THIS LADY. WHEN SHE HEARD I DID CLOWN WORK SHE WAS EAR TO EAR WITH SMILES AND I DEFINETLY THINK THE SUN CAME OUT BEHIND THAT CLOUD AS OUR CONVERSATION JUST GOT MORE N MORE ON A PERSONAL LEVEL FOR HER. I WON’T PUT HER NAME OUT BUT I MET AN ANGEL TODAY. SHE HAD JUST CAME FROM A CHURCH SHARING HER TESTIMONY IN THERE AND SHE JUST KNEW SHE WAS GONNA MEET UP WITH THE GENERAL THIS DAY.
I MOST LIKELY WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN, YET JESUS AND I INSTALLED A LITTLE LIGHT IN HER LIFE THIS DAY. DIDN’T COST ANYTHING TO SMILE AND LIFT THE SPIRITS UP OF A PERSON WHO SHORELY NEEDED SOME ENCOURAGMENT AND UPLIFTING TODAY. AS SHE WALKED AWAY I SAW HER WINGS AND KNEW THEN SHE WAS THE ANGEL GOD SENT TO ME.
PEACE STARTS WITH JUST TWO PEOPLE AND THE LOVE AND KINDNESS EVOLVED IN OUR CONTACT WILL LAST A LIFETIME FOR THIS MAN FOR SURE. IT IS JUST THAT EASY. PEACE THE TANGLED WORLD NEEDS. PEACE WHAT IS IT? CAN WE POSSIBLY HAVE PEACE IN OUR WORLD SOON.?
NO MORE DEATH BY VIOLENCE AND TERRORISTIC MEN AND WOMEN. IT MUST END AND END NOW.
LOVE .THE CHILD.
HE HAS MORE LOVE
THAN ALL OF US GROWNUPS.
WILL IT TAKE AN ARMY OF CHILDREN
MARCHING TO DRAW ALL OF US
TO A PEACEFUL , LOVING WORLD.
MAYBE. AN ANGEL TOUCHED ME TODAY.
WE TRIED ONCE, TO BUILD A TOWER TO HEAVEN. IT WAS CALLED ‘THE TOWER OF BABEL”. AT THE TIME THIS WHOLE WORLD SPOKE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME LANGUAGE AND THE LEADERS CALLED EVERY NATION TO COME AND HELP TO BUILD THE TOWER SO WE CAN MEET AND SEE OUR GOD!!! NEEDLESS TO SAY AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS AND STORIES OF ROCK AND WOODEN STRUCTURE, GOD HAD ENOUGH. HE KNEW THEY WERE GOING ON IN A FRUTILE AND FOOLISH CHORE TO BUILD THIS TOWER , A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, MIND YOU!
SO HE STRUCK DOWN AND SPLIT EVERYONES LANGUAGES APART. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTOOD ONE ANOTHER ,NO LONGER COULD. THE LANGUAGE BARRIER GOD IMPOSED WAS TREMENDOUS. THE TOWER CEASED TO GROW ANY TALLER AND EVENTUALLY THE GROUPS OF LIKE LANGUAGES WENT THEIR SEPERATE WAYS AND SPREAD THRUOUT THE WORLD.
NOW, JESUS IS LEADING US TO A NEW WORLD AND NEW WAY OF LOVE AND PEACE UPON OUR EARTH. WE EVEN HAVE COMPUTERS THAT TRANSLATE SO OTHER NATIONS CAN AND WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN THE ORDERS START TO ROLL OUT FROM HEAVEN. IMAGINE SOON FAMILIES WILL COME TOGETHER. DISEASES WILL BE CURED. HUNGER AND DEATH WILL ALSO BE ERADICATED. CHILDREN OF THE ETERNAL LIGHT SOON WILL START LIGHTING UP THIS DARKENDED WORLD AND THE DISCIPLES AND JESUS ON HIS WHITE HORSE WILL DESTROY THE DEMONS AND SATAN HIMSELF WILL BE CHAINED AND AT SOME POINT IN THE BEGINNING OF OUR ETERNAL LIVING, WILL BE ESCORTED (*SATAN ) TO THE FIREY FURNACE HE HAS WAITING FOR HIM FOR HIS EVRLASTING FIRE OF HELL!
GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO READS MY MESSAGE THIS DAY AND TELL OTHERS PEACE IS IMMINENT. WE DON’T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE. LOVE IS THE KEY. 
General BT Hope 15′ hobounivercity.com
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WHERE IN THE WORLD ???
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TO TELL YOU THE EXACTED LOCATION OF GOD’S HIGHEST GENERAL ISN’T A TOP SECRET, OR A BOTTOM SECRET MATTER OF FACTS. I’M RIGHT C’HERE .WISHING I HAD ME A SECRETARY TO DO ALL THE “DIRTY WORK”. YOU KNOW, I COULD DICTATE A LETTER OR A BLOG POST. I’M SURE ITS HAPPENING ALL OVER THE BLOGGIN WORLD. IT IS NOT HAPPENING HERE !!!
DEPRAVED OF A COOK IN THE KITCHEN , AS WELL. YOU KNOW, GET UP TO EAT WHEN ITS CALLED, ‘COME N GET IT’, YEP’R I’M STILL THE ONE THAT GETS ALL OF ER DONE. FROM THE BLOGGER TO THE JOGGER TO THE GO TO THE JUNGLE AND GET FOOD FOR THE MASSES. IT IS ALL ON MY SHOULDER. THAT WORLD ^^^ UP THERE ^^^ON TOP OF THE PAGE, IS ALSO ON TOP OF MY SHOULDERS. IMAGIN THE RESPONSIBILITIES GOD MUST GIVE TO ONE THAT IS RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW !!! ALSO BEING A PART OF IT (AT TIMES) AIN’T NOTHIN CAUSE I SHORELY LIKE’S MY JOB. YOU MUST LIKE WHAT UR A DOIN TO DO IT WELL. AS I TRY LIKE HEAVEN WOULD, TO SAVE THIS WORLD AT ANY COST, IF THAT MEANS DOIN IT ALL MYSELF TILL I GITS A FEW VOLUNTEERS MY WAY, i’LL DO IT. THE SOLDIER IN GOD’S ARMY WILL DO WHAT THE BIG MAN SAAYS! SO WHEN I GO A WRITING THESE IMP[ORTANT THANGS ON THE WEBSITE FER OTHERS TO TAKE AND DO WHAT THEY MUST DO , I DO LIKE TO BE UNINTERRUPPTED AT LEAST TILL THE PETAL IS TO THE METAL AND WE ARE ON CRUISE CONTROLS AGAIN.
CLOSE YOUR EYES, OH JUST FER A MINUTE OR THREE, AND IMAGINE BEING IN TOTAL “KAOS” A MOVING THREE DOORS AWAY JUST FER A BIT SO’S YOU CAN WRITE IT ALL DOWN.
DID U GET IT? WHAT ALL YOU HEARD! SAW, FELT AND SMELLED(??? THATS A TRICKY ONE HAHA) THEN SIT DOWN WITH THE PUTER N COFFEE, A MUST… COMMENCE TO SPILLING IT ALL ON THE OBVIOUS. SIT BACK AND WAIT CAUSE YOUR A GOINNA DO IT AGAIN. AGAIN , AND AGAIN.
EDITOR IN CHIEF. TOO! GENERAL BEBO THE HOPE , THAT’S WHERE I’M AT. PRAYING FOR PEACE TO COME IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES AND GOODNESS WHO THE HELL CARES…BEBO DO !!!
SURELY NOT THE ONES THAT NEED THIS THE MOST, AS YOUR LOOKING AND RUNNING YOUR BLOGGER AND SPILLING YOUR COFFEE ON THE PUTER. YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY TIME AWAY FROM THE KAOS WE HAVE. TO READ ANYTHANG LET ALONE A BULLRETIN OR TEN ON : ” PEACE ON EARTH” GOODWILL TO MEN. LAUGH AND RUN YOUR BLOG AND MOVE ALONG AS BEBO IS ON THIS MISSION FROM HIS GOD. TO SEE THE ONLY PEACE MIGHT BE WHEN YOU STOP AND READ BETWEEN THE LINES, BE STILL LONG ENOUGH TO HEAR WHAT HE MAY HAVE TO SAY AND RELAY IT TO ALL YOUR COMRADES AND CHIEFS AND CEO’S ,STUDENTS,WIVES, CHILDREN, THAT:
“PEACE IS IMMINENT”
NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES.!!!!!
by General B. T. Hope pastor/CEO HOBO UNIVERCITY
hobounivercity.com
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PEACE ON EARTH
“BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS FOR THEY SHALL BECOME THE SONS OF GOD” Matthew 5:9
GO OUT ANY DAY, THIS DAY AND IN YOUR MIND BEFORE YOU
EVEN LEAVE THE CONFINES OF YOUR SHELTER, SET A GOAL
NOT TO RAISE YOUR VOICE
ALL THE INTERACTIONS YOU HAVE
WILL BE MET WITH A SMILE
IF CONFLICT ARISES, TURN YOUR
ACTIONS TO UNDO THE CONFLICT AS BEST YOU CAN AND WALK AWAY
EVERYDAY SINCE I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AS I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING
MY ‘PEACEMAKING WAYS’ OUTSIDE MY DOOR LAY A WORLD OF CONFLICTS
FROM THE COMPETITION I MET AT THE SCHOOLS I ATTENDED,
NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDSHIPS, WARS BEING FOUGHT IN OTHER COUNTRIES…
HOW DO I GO OUT THE DOOR
SHOW MY LOVE TO OTHERS THIS DAY?
MEET GENERAL BEBO THE HOPE !!!
NOW THIS SMILE I’VE BEEN TOLD
TO WIPE IT OFF !!!
NOT LAUGH AT THE THINGS I SEE
AS I HAVE BEEN SENDING OUT MY LOVE THRU THIS SMILE
GOD HAS GAVE TO ME !
IT IS SO EASY TO SMILE , LAUGH AND HAVE FUN
I CAN DO IT WITHOUT THE USE OF ANY GUNS…
IF WE ALL GOT THRU A DAY
WITHOUT A KILLING ‘ONE’
IMAGINE MY SMILE, IMAGINE ALL THE FUN
GIVE ME A LOVE BACK
AS I HAVE GIVEN TO YOU
SEE THE DAY AND NIGHT
UNDOING THE HATE I’VE HAD TO UNDO
PRAY THIS DAY FOR PEACE TO COME
SOON AND GRACE US WITH ALL THE LOVE
WE ALL NEED TO HAVE
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU SMILE
I’VE GONE THIS EXTRA MILE…
PEACE ON EARTH , STARTS HERE
WITH ME !!!
by General B.T. Hope 15′
hobounivercity.com
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THE JOY IN MY HEART SPILLS OVER
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Pride and Joy.”
TONIGHT IS AN AWESOME TIME AS
ANY TO GIVE AWAY THE JOY.
IT ISN’T EASY SOMETIMES…
THE DAY FATHER PASSED AWAY.
HE INSISTED I TO FINISH THE “JOB”
LET EM’ SEE THE TRUE , SPIRIT OF JOY!
WHEN THE POLICEMAN PULLED ME OVER
NEVER EVEN THOUGHT TO GET TWO LICENSE
ONE TO DRIVE N ONE WEARING THE CLOWN FACE
TO DRIVE.
ITS NOT FUNNY!
HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ONE CLOWNFUL DAY
DIDNT HAVE THE PROPER ZIPPER IN THE CLOWN SUIT!
I MADE ONE!!! HAHAHA
TRY WALKING INTO A LIQUOR STORE
THEY SURELY THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTIN ROBBED,
I’M 100% CERTIFIED CLOWN.
GIVE ME A CROWD
I WILL LEAVE EM
WITH ONE THING FOR SURE.
MY PRIDE,
MY JOY.
A SMILE.
by General Bebo The Hope 15′
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WITH YOU MY SWEET LORD
RIGHT NOW THE SWEAT OF THE DAY IS OVER
THE HEARTACHES FOR YET ANOTHER MOMENT OF LIFE
YET STILL ,INSIDE THE BLEEDING GOES ON
YEARNING, WANTING MORE TO LAST
MY DAYS TURN INTO NIGHTS
SWIFTLY, AGE COMES UPON US
AS I WATCH A NEW GENERATION
MOLDING INTO THEIR PLACES
UPON MY TREE THE LIMBS OUTSTRETCH
JUST HOW HIGH AND MIGHTY WILL THEY BECOME
AS I PRAY TO MY LORD JESUS DAILY
THAT MY GUIDANCE FOR THEM IS STRONG
I CANNOT ADD UP ALL MY FAILURES
TO MY CHILDREN, THEY WON’T BE ONE!
FOR IT SEEMS MY MISBEHAVIN’
HAS MATURED ,NOW I HAVE FINALLY BEGUN
TO MOLD MY LIFE ON TO THIS ROCK
WHERE LIFE WON’T TURN ME DOWN!
I AM STANDING ON MY OWN TWO FEET
FULL OF IDEAS THAT WILL WIN
WINNING, TO WIN IS HOW I WAS TAUGHT
NO MATTER HOW FAR DOWN I WAS
NOW AM STANDING, FIGHTING TO BE THE ONE
KNOWING HOW ROUGH THE ROAD HAS BEEN
ROUGHER STILL TO COME
WITH YOU MY SWEET LORD JESUS
I HAVE ALREADY WON!!!
by General B.T. Hope 15′
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LOVE, PEACE AND LIBERTY
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PLEASE ENJOY THE U2 SONG AS IT IS BEING PLAYED IN MY GARDEN OF MY YOUTH…
TO LIVE ETERNAL
BLOOD STAINED,
HOLY GHOST REVIVAL TRAIN
THIS NIGHT
LOVE,PEACE AND LIBERTY
ALL TOGETHER,
THREE PART HARMONY
TO THE WORLD
THANK YOU FOR THIS NEW DAY
YET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
WE CAN SING AMAZING GRACE
GIVE THANKS ONCE AGAIN
AND BELIEVE JESUS DIED
THAT WE MAY LIVE ETERNAL
IS IT THE ONLY ANSWER
TIME IN A BOTTLE
LET IT RUN FREE
THIS NIGHT LOVE, PEACE AND LIBERTY
THIS DAY PEACE IS HERE
AND WILL LIVE ON
IN ETERNITY…
by General BT Hope 15′
