TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DEER SEASON

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DEER SEASON’

                           (AS TOLD BY   GENERAL B.T. HOPE)


IT TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DEER SEASON
ALL THRU THE HOUSE
EVERY SINGLE DEER HUNTER FAST ASLEEP
YES, EVEN THE BIG DOG NAMED MOUSE…

VISIONS OF A TWENTY POINT TROPHY RACKED BUCK
SURELY RAN THRU THEIR DREAMS
YET I COULD NOT SLEEP THIS NIGHT
AS THE ANXIETIES OF THE HUNT
WERE JUST IN MY SIGHTS SO IT SEEMED

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I IN MY KERCHIEF,
AND MA HOPE IN HER SEXY BLOUSE
WERE TRYING TO SETTLE DOWN
AND TO SLEEP SOME OF MY ANXIETIES OUT…

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WHEN SUDDENLY UP ON THE ROOFTOP
AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
STARTLED, I CONVINCED MA HOPE TO GET UP
TO GO SEE WHAT WAS ALL THE MATTER !!!

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TO HER WONDERING EYES APPEARED
UP ON THE ROOF WERE FIFTY-TWO DEER
SURELY TRYING TO HIDE FROM THEIR SOON TO BE DEMISE
I RAN, LOADED MY GUNS, RUNNING TO JOIN
MA HOPE AT THIS PRECURIOUS SITE???

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NOW WITH MY SHOTGUN A BLASTIN’
THEM DEER BEGAN TO FLY EVERYWHERE,
OH, THERE WAS A SPIKED ONE AND A BIG OLE DOE
OH AND YES A FEW BIG BUCKS AS WELL FLEW!

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NOW, NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE THIS STORY
AS  I CONTINUED ON TO SHOOT.
YOU SEE NOW, THEM DEER WAS A TRESPASSING
SO I SURELY HAD NO OTHER CHOICE TO BOOT
THEN I SPIED THE MONSTER BUCK OF ALL TIME
HIS RACK IT HAD AT LEAST THIRTY FIVE POINTS, AND WHAT A TAIL!

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BOOM! BOOM! AS I SHOT
YET HE SEEMED TO LAUGH AT ME AS I CONTINUED TO WAIL.
OHH, HE JUMPED A TO AND A FRO,

I KEPT BLASTING AWAY
TO NO AVAIL!
NO, THIS TROPHY BUCK

WOULD NOT BE MINE TONITE.

AS HE FLEW INTO THE WOODS
I SWORE I HEARD HIM TO SAY
“HAVE A HAPPY DEER SEASON TO ALL
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT…

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Rewritten by
General Hope 15′

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