THE NIGHT BEFORE DEER SEASON

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DEER SEASON

AND ALL THRU THE HOUSE

EVERY DEER HUNTER  ASLEEP

EVEN THE LITTLE DOG NAMED MOUSE

VISIONS OF TWENTYPOINT DEER

RAN THRU THEIR MINDS

BUT I COULDNT SLEEP THIS NIGHT

THE ANXIETY OF THE HUNT

JUST IN MY SIGHTS

I IN MY KERCHIEF AND MA HOPE

IN HER SEXY BLOUSE

WERE TRYING TO SETTLE DOWN

AND SLEEP THE ANXIETIES DOWN

WHEN UP ONTHE HOUSE TOP

ROSE SUCH A CLATTER

I MADE MA HOPE GET UP

TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER

TO HER WONDERING EYES APPEARED

FIFTY TWO DEER HIDING FROM THEIR DEMISE

AND I LOADED MY SHOTGUN

TO RUN TO THE SCENE

I STARTED BLASTING

AND DEER FLEW EVERYWHERE

OH THERE WAS A SPIKE ONE AND DOE

AND A FEW BUCKS AS WELL FLEW

OH THEY WONT BELIEVE THIS STORY

BUT I CONTINUED TOSHOOT

YOU SEE THEY WERE TRESPASSING

AND I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE

AND THEN I SPIED THE MONSTER BUCK AND

HIS RACK, IT HAD THIRTY FIVE POINTS, AND  WHAT A TAIL

BOOM BOOM I SHOT

AND HE LAUGHED AT ME AS I WAILED

HE JUMPED TO AND FRO AND I KEPT FIRING AWAY

BUT THIS TROPHY BUCK WASNT MINE THIS DAY

AS HE RAN TO THE WOODS I THOUGHT I HEARD HIM SAY

HAVE A HAPPY DEER SEASON TO ALL

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!!

 

BY GENERAL HOPE 13′

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